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I always wondered where the Chuck Norris Facts came from:

In late 2005, Norris became the object of an internet phenomenon known as “Chuck Norris Facts”, which document fictional, often absurdly heroic feats and characteristics about Norris. The phenomenon originally started with the Vin Diesel Fact Generator, and Chuck Norris Facts were created as a by-product, often using the same facts featured in the Vin Diesel Fact Generator. In time, Chuck Norris Facts became popular, even more so than the original Vin Diesel Fact Generator. Norris has written his own response to the parody on his website, stating that he does not feel offended by them and finds some of them funny.

Here are some of my favorites:

1. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
2. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
3. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
4. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
5. Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
6. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
7. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
8. When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
9. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
10. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

You can watch on YouTube the Favorites Chuck Noriss Facts by Chuck Norris.