Sep
10th
Thu
10th
The World is brighter. I can now smell colors and taste imagination. I went to the faucet for a glass of water and was surprised with wine. I had an erection for five hours. I consulted my doctor and he told me it was caused by awesomeness. I gave my wife six orgasms by sending her a text message. My hair has shimmer, body and zero slit ends. A cop pulled me over and gave me $175 for driving perfectly. And five minutes ago, Barak Obama called to say that he was appointing me Minister of the Liquor Cabinet.
— A good day in So in, so out…